Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.
this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
ok but the contact name im screeching
Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things.
- Arthur Schopenhauer (via quotemadness)
- forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...
- me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
Current mood: old guy in Viridian City laying in the middle of the road and blocking all northbound traffic because he hasn’t had his coffee yet
